Little Hints
People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it. If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet. The only two things we do with greater ......
Written on 01/11/2008

60 Things Not To Say To A Naked Guy
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. ......
Written on 04/11/2008

60 Things Not To Say To A Naked Man
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. ......
Written on 06/11/2008

Remember This When You Answer :
Guide to Translating Ads on Adult FriendFinder Independent Thinker . . . . . . . Crazy. High-Spirited . . . . . . . . . Crazy, hyperactive, and throws things. Free-Spirited . . . . . . . . . Crazy and irresponsible. Attractive. . . . . . ......
Written on 06/11/2008

I Know The Truth
At school a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." The boy decides to go home and try it out. He goes home and as ......
Written on 08/11/2008