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Growing Wild Here is this guy who really takes care of his body he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something ...... Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Woman Home From The Doctors. A woman arrives home from the doctors having been for a regular routine medical check up and she is looking very pleased with herself. Her husband asks: "So why are you looking so pleased with yourself then, what did th doctor have to say?" She replies "Well, actually the doctor said ...... Written on 20/10/2008 |
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The Cleaning Bill Two Buddies were drinking in a bar one night and had became extreamly drunk. One guy was so drunk that he had got sick all over his shirt. He looks at his buddy and says "My wife is gonna kill me when I get home, this is a brand new shirt! ...... Written on 25/10/2008 |
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Marines THE VETERANS BAR: Four retired Army vets are walking down the street window shopping. Then they turn a corner and see a sign that says "Veterans Bar" over the doorway of an entry into an establishment that doesn't look all that well kept up. They look at each other then ...... Written on 27/10/2008 |
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Here Comes Some More Laughs, Grins,and Giggles! 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa ...... Written on 31/10/2008 |
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