The Flood
A huge hurricane and flood were predicted to hit a little town, and residents were warned to evacuate. A truck drove up to Bill's house, to pick him up. "I'm staying, " Bill said. "This house has been here for forty years. I've weathered all the storms. God will look out ......
Written on 22/09/2008

The Guide To Wife Translations
The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you want The wife means: You'll pay for this later The ......
Written on 28/09/2008

Oil Change
OIL CHANGE MEN: 1. Go to O'Reilly's Auto Parts and write a check for 50 dollars worth of oil, oil filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree. 2. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking back to O'Reilly's to recycle, dump in hole in ......
Written on 13/10/2008

Viagra Jokes
Viagra has been a big boon to 'stand up' comedians. Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died. A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the 10pill price. His wife, who ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Ten Reasons Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex
10 You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9 If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7 You don't have to compliment the person who gives ......
Written on 20/10/2008