Need For A Spa...
Human body summoned a meeting. Everybody attends meetings - why the body shouldn't? Brain was the chairman. "I need to go to a spa, " uttered Heart." "Why?" asked Brain. "I had two attacks, the stress endangers me." "Well, go to rest in the spa, " decided Brain. "We need spa ......
Written on 17/09/2008

Oil Change
Oil Changing Instructions for Women: 1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3, 000 since the last oil change. 2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: 20.00 for oil change 1.00 for coffee. ......
Written on 19/09/2008

Growing Wild...
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about ......
Written on 19/09/2008

Ex's On The Same Jury
As a court clerk, I am well-versed in the jury-selection process. First a computer randomly selects a few hundred citizens from the entire county to report for jury duty on a particular day. Then another computer assigns 40 of those present to a courtroom. Then the 40 names are placed in ......
Written on 20/09/2008

Ture Police Stories
Good: A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem-a 10-year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign ......
Written on 22/09/2008