C**ks Gone Wild!
There is a guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One day he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over, except his p***s, and he decides to do something about ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Who Is Old?
I've sure gotten old. I've had 2 By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Airman
A US Air Force C-141 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's preflight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a message is sent to the base and an airman who was off duty is called ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a ......
Written on 13/09/2008

Wd-40
WD-40 I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck for some unknown reason. I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news. ......
Written on 14/09/2008