Old Couple
An old couple was sitting on the porch one afternoon rocking in their rocking chairs All of a sudden he reaches over and slaps his wife She says to him "what was that for" He says "That's for 40 years of rotten sex" She doesn't reply and they start rocking again ......
Written on 08/11/2008

It Ain't Easy Being A D**k!
- i've got a head i can't think with... - an eye i can't see out of... - i have to hang around with two nuts all the time... - my closest neighbor is an a*****e... - worst of all my owner beats me all the time... - and my best ......
Written on 09/11/2008

Special Birthday... - Full Joke.
This week we celebrate a special birthday. Monica Lewinsky turned 31. Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees, and putting everything in her mouth. They grow up so fast, don't they?......
Written on 13/11/2008

Be Careful What You Suggest...... - Full Joke.
"i've got a terrific idea honey, "proclaimed the beautiful wife to her husband, "let's go out tonight and have some real fun!" "sounds great darling, "replied the husband "if you get home first, leave the hallway light on for me"......
Written on 16/11/2008

Hardware Store
a couple just got a new house the husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him she kindly agreed and left when she got to the hardware store got the hinge and put it on the counter in ......
Written on 19/11/2008