Husband & Wife.
A husband and wife are walking home from the pub when the wife decides she needs to pee and goes behind a bush. The husband feeling horny reaches thru and goes to have a feel. Instead of what he expects he feels something long and hard. Extremely shocked he asks: "Mary ......
Written on 17/10/2008

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - Full Joke.
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?". The girl said, "NO". And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, played golf a lot, drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. ------------ The End --------------......
Written on 18/10/2008

More On Bubba
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked "Can you spell that for me?" There was a long pause and ......
Written on 20/10/2008

"yes! Yes! I Won! I Won!"
She then hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching!" Moral --- Not all ......
Written on 21/10/2008

Understanding Women-a Man's Perspective - Full Joke.
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.......
Written on 24/10/2008