Tampons
A man walks into a pharmacists and asks where the tampons are. Pharmacist replies: "over there by the cotton wool" The man comes back with cotton wool and toilet rool. Puzzled, the pharmacists says: "I thought you wanted tampons" The man replies: "I asked her to get me cigarettes and she ......
Written on 07/10/2008

Today Is International Weird-ass People's Day
Today is International Weird-Ass People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a weird-ass friend... Just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, Sniff toilet seats Or occasionally shit yourself... You hang in there sunshine, You're frigging special Live as if there is no tomorrow!! You're only given ......
Written on 11/10/2008

Fancy A Lift.
A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman replies, "If you ......
Written on 13/10/2008

More Nudity
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little ......
Written on 15/10/2008

Doctor - Full Joke.
"Won't you kiss me, Doctor?" asks a beautiful female patient. "No, it would be against my code of ethics, " says the Doctor. "Please, just one kiss, " begs the women. "It's completely out of the question, " he replies. "I shouldn't really be having sex with you."......
Written on 15/10/2008