Vegetative State
Vegetative State A man and his wife are sitting in the living room watching a drama about a man who lost consciousness and went into a coma. He says to her "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever ......
Written on 12/09/2008

Sweating Profusely During Sex - Full Joke.
There was a woman complaining that her husband was sweating profusely when they had a sex second time. When asked for more details she elaborated: "first time we do it Christmas Day, second time on Labour Day"......
Written on 13/09/2008

Po Jill
Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement in the 'Lonely Hearts' column. "Well, madam, " the assistant said, "we charge a minimum of 1 per insertion." "You don't say, " said the spinster "Well then, here's 20 ......
Written on 15/09/2008

Friends - Full Joke.
To all my friends who in 2007 sent me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, NONE OF THAT STUFF WORKED!. For 2008, could you please just send money,3.2 BEER, chocolate, movie tickets, gasoline vouchers and airline tickets instead? Thank you!!......
Written on 17/09/2008

Before Marriage
Before Marriage: John:Ah...At last.I can hardy wait! Janeo you want me to leave? John:NO! Don't even think about it. Janeo you love me? Johnf course!Always have always will! Jane:Have you ever cheated on me? John:NO! Why are you asking? Jane:Will you kiss me? Johnvery chance i get! Jane:Will you hit me? ......
Written on 20/09/2008