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Correct Answer!! - Full Joke. ---------- Teacher: "What is your age?" William: "Ten." Teacher: "But this is what you have been telling for the last four years?" William: "I know that. I am not among those who say one thing today and another tomorrow."...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Seal Rehabilitation For What??!! ---------- The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was 80, 000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively save animals were released back into the wild waters amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, they were ...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Quick Thinking!! ---------- Two guys were walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money at knifepoint. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then, one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill."Here's the 20 I owe you, " ...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Man Or Woman??!! ---------- A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both, my son, God is both." After a while, the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" Both, son, both." The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy is Michael ...... Written on 01/02/2010 |
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Set It Free!! ---------- If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your phone, takes your money, and ...... Written on 01/02/2010 |
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