5 Reasons Not To Be A P***s... - Full Joke.
1 Your head is bald forever. 2 You live between two nuts. 3 An a*****e lives behind you. 4 Your best mates a p***y. 5 When you get excited, you get sick, throw up, and then faint.......
Written on 24/05/2009

Young Mother...
A high priced lawyer was sitting in his office when his secretary announced the arrival of a new client, who turned out to be a very sexy young mother. I want to divorce my husband, said the woman. On what grounds? asked the lawyer. Infidelity, she replied. I dont think my ......
Written on 24/05/2009

The Old Hippie - Full Joke.
Reminiscing about their unruly youth, a former hippie asked a onetime flower child, say, were you ever picked up by the fuzz? No, she replied, but I bet itd hurt.......
Written on 24/05/2009

More Nursing Home Humor
There was a little old lady in a nursing home and she went into Mr. Doe's room one day and told him, she could tell him his age exactly just by looking at his p***s. He didn't believe her, but decided to go along with it anyway. Dropping his pants "OK". ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Five Reasons You Don"t Want To Be A P***s - Full Joke.
1--you're bald your whole life--- 2--you have a hole in your head- 3--your neighbors are nuts- 4 --the guy behind you is an a*****e- and my personal favorite- 5 -- every time you get excited you throw up and faint......
Written on 12/06/2009