Jesus!
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can ......
Written on 15/01/2009

Car Trouble! - Full Joke.
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"......
Written on 20/01/2009

The Famous Bar
Two friends at work: "I know a bar where first you get offered something to drink, then they give you a free meal, then they take you upstairs and f**k your brains out, and finally, they pay you a fee !" "That is amazing, have you been to that bar ?" ......
Written on 23/02/2009

Kinky Sex...
A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my load in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fcking talking ......
Written on 05/03/2009

Rose4622
As his wife went into lador, a man dialed 911 in a panic.when the dispatcher answered, the man cried out, "My wife is having a baby! her contractions are only two minutes apart.what should I do?"The dispatcher said, "Calm down, sir.Everything is going to be okay.is this her first child?"The frantic ......
Written on 24/03/2009