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Vengence So I go a supermarket to do some grocery shop en. So I get bread, and chips and stuff. I am headed to check out. When This old lady starts to attack me with her purse and call me a mother fkR, and cut in front of me in line. So ...... Written on 09/09/2008 |
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A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy! - Full Joke. Ask any man, and he will tell you that any woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in the fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning....... Written on 09/09/2008 |
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Crying Husband Getting home from work a woman pulls in the driveway only to notice her husband sitting on the front steps crying his eyes out. She quickly gets out of the car and asks him what's wrong. Her husband replies, "remember when you were 16 and your dad caught us having sex? ...... Written on 09/09/2008 |
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Ball Exploder SO I was on a air plane and this guy jumps out naked with a bomb on his nuts. Then he says that he wants the airplane to crash into the white house. So they guy says that we are going to a very happy place after the plane crashes. So ...... Written on 09/09/2008 |
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Custer's Last Stand In Montana, on the sight where Custer and his men had their asses handed to them by the Sioux, a huge mural is to be painted. The artist insists on complete secrecy. When the mural is unveiled it shows an orgy of naked Indians screwing all over the prairie, and in ...... Written on 11/09/2008 |
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