Bumper Stickers
1 The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. 2 I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 3 Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4 I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5 BEER: It's ......
Written on 07/11/2008

Jelly Beans
JELLY BEANS A little kid was sitting on the top of a flight of stairs and his Mum was watching him. The kid had a bag of jelly beans. He put one in his mouth, ate it, grabbed the cat and bit it. Then dropped down to the next step, put ......
Written on 09/11/2008

New Technique For Advanced Life Support
A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table, turned to look at her. "Kin ya swaller?" asked Kenzie. The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking ......
Written on 12/11/2008

Abstinence
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The priest said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor ......
Written on 15/11/2008

Exact Change!
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke, " and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same, " says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress ......
Written on 16/11/2008