A Twisted Tune: "gang Bang"
Sung to the tune of Chain Gang. I hear someone sayin Hooh! Aah! Hooh! Aah! Hooh! Aah! Hooh! Aah! Well, dont you know Thats the sound of the men hopin for a gang ba-a-ang Thats the sound of the men hopin for a gang bang. All day long theyre singin Hooh! ......
Written on 20/10/2008

A Twisted Tune: "f**k! F**k! F**k!"
Sung to the tune of the Beach Boys Fun! Fun! Fun! Well she kept my boner hard and she teased me til I just couldnt stand it! Seems she forgot all about my desire like she told me, aw dammit! And with her vibrator buzzing she keeps teasing and I still ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Sobriety Test
A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81 about two miles north of the PAMD state line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler, and he was on his way to Harrisburg to do ......
Written on 21/10/2008

Who Is The Toughest?
Three cowboys Tom, Bob and Zeke sat up late in the Arizona night around a campfire, bragging about who was the toughest of the group. "I'm the toughest", said Tom. "Last week a rattlesnake tried to bite me, and I picked him up and bit his head clean off, then ......
Written on 21/10/2008

Pay Back
Joe and his date were parked on a secluded road and were making out really hot and heavy. The girl stopped and said "I really should have mentioned this earlier but I am actually a hooker and I get 20 for sex." Joe reluctantly paid her and they did thier thing. ......
Written on 22/10/2008