Careful What You Wish For
Man was sitting in a bar when his friend come in. "WOW I have just had the wildest sex ever!!! This woman did things to me I have never had done" Good for you the other man said. SHe is silly drunk and still in the back of my car so ......
Written on 06/10/2008

My D**k Is So Big...
My D**k is so big, right now it's in the other room making us drinks. My D**k is so big, it has it's own d**k, and even my d**k's d**k is bigger than yours. My D**k is the walrus, koo koo kajoob. My D**k is so big, I'M it's bitch. My ......
Written on 08/10/2008

Marine At The Chicken Ranch
A marine on leave walks into a chicken ranch and picks a girl to go upstairs with. When he disrobes his c**k is not hard and she starts to offer up a b**w ***. To this the marine says no allow me and shouts "At en Huh" and his c**k stands ......
Written on 08/10/2008

Who Has The Longest P***s?...
A man goes into an empty bar and orders a beer, and as he's walking around he sees a table about 6' x 4' with some lines marked 6"-10" from one edge. Next to each line there are initials. So the man says to the bartender "What are all those marks ......
Written on 11/10/2008

The Koala Bear And The Hooker...
A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!! After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing ......
Written on 12/10/2008