Sheep
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a veterinarian for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, ......
Written on 23/09/2008

Sue And Sally
Sue And Sally Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc. and finally gets around to their sex lives. Sue says "It's ......
Written on 28/09/2008

2 Nuns!
Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What ......
Written on 30/09/2008

The Cat And The Sausage...
One day a little cat was walking through the park when he came across a pond. He peered into the pond and noticed that at the bottom of the pond there was a little c**ktail sausage. The cat was feeling quite happy so as the water wasn't that deep he reached ......
Written on 04/10/2008

Top Ten Things Mostguys Don't Want To Hear After Having Sex With A Woman They Just Met.
1. Oh, my god! My husband will be home any second! 2. Oh, my god! My kids will be home any second! 3. Oh, my god! My husband and our kids will be home any second! 4. Wait... you did say you also had herpies, right? 5. I bet you would ......
Written on 05/10/2008