Pickles
A guy who married this woman. Unfortunately, his d**k was too small, so every time they had sex he used a pickle instead of his d**k. For seven year's he has been doing that. One night his wife suspect that something is wrong so while they are having sex she quickly ......
Written on 17/09/2008

Women??????
Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, ......
Written on 19/09/2008

This One Is Gross.
A guy is feeling horny, so he goes to the local whorehouse. Upon entering, he is greeted by the madam. "Hello and welcome. What can we do for you tonight?", she inquires. "Well, I'm really horny, but all I wanna spend is 10." The madam says she has just the girl ......
Written on 19/09/2008

A Tall Chick !
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke, " and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same, " says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns ......
Written on 19/09/2008

More Ducks
a king has 3 sons gives each a duck and says whoever gets best return for duck will be next king, son 1 gets 15 for his duck son 2 gets 20 for his duck, son 3 says i went to forest and a rare beauty says she will make love ......
Written on 21/09/2008