Catholic Girls
I got this from a friend though it would give some of you a laugh Catholic girls A train hits a busload of catholic school girls and they all perish. They all wind up in Heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter asks the ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Solving A Mystery.
A young farmer, who was venturing into the world of sex for the first time, sent for an advertised item he saw in a sex magazine called a squish maker. It dually arrived, wrapped in a brown paper parcel.When he unwrapped it, he found, what looked like a black box, but ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Car Theft
Policemen hear someone shouting when they are on patrol one night and go to investigate. They find a man standing in the middle of the street, very drunk and screaming. "what is your problem, Sir", asks one of the officers. "someone, hic... , stole my car", the man replies. "Where was ......
Written on 01/02/2010

No Sex
A woman goes to see a doctor because she hasn't had sex in months, let alone even a date. The doctor's name is Chow. Dr. Chow listens to the womans problem very intently. Thinks for a moment. Then says to the women, "Peeze to take off all you clothes." ......
Written on 01/02/2010

One Swipe
The other day I went to a strip bar with a couple of guys. One of the guys gets into his wallet and flashes a 10 bill at one of the dancers. When she came over to our table, he licked the bill and stuck it on her ass. The ......
Written on 01/02/2010