Eve's Gift 2
adam and eve are in the garden of eden, and eve decides to take a bite of the apple. as she does so, god appears in a right rage, thundering and lightning and stuff, and it's really scary. eve is so terrified that she runs off, and heads down to the ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Rhinos Are Not Particularly Intelligent Animals
LONDON Reuters - A rampant rhinoceros gave a group of visitors a glimpse of nature in the raw at a British safari park when he tried to have sex with their car. Sharka, a two-ton white rhino, got amorous with Dave Alsop's car when he stopped with three friends to ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Catholic Girls
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish... They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a p***s?" She giggles and replies, "Well I ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Monkey That Eats Everything
A man enters a bar with his pet monkey. The man walks straight up to the bar when his monkey companion jumps on a nearby pool table grabs a pool ball and swallows it whole. The bartender, shocked, asks the man Why in the hell did he do that? The ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Chocolate Better Than Sex!
TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX: 1 You can GET chocolate. 2 "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3 Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4 You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5 You can make ......
Written on 01/02/2010