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Why Do Men & Women Have Different Sexual Urges
I've never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I've never figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their hearts. I have never figured out why the ......
Written on 11/07/2009

There Are 5 Kinds Of Sex!
1.The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2.The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3.The third kind is Bedroom ......
Written on 11/07/2009

The Jar On The Bar
A guy walks into a bar, there is a big jar sitting on the bar half full of money. The guy asks the bar tender what the jar is for. The bar tender replies "well you put 5 in the jar, go to the back room and if you make the ......
Written on 11/07/2009

10 Things Never From A Man
10. Here honey, you use the remote. 9. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big. 8. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see! 7. While I'm up, can I get you anything? 6. Honey since we don't have ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Can We Do It?
A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor says, 'I'm sorry but you only have 6 hours to live.' So, the guy goes home and says to his wife, 'Honey, I only have 6 hours to live.' So, they go right to bed. They have sex and an hour later ......
Written on 19/07/2009

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