Giggles
The mother of a 18-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably ......
Written on 23/05/2009

Friends
Dear Friend, I'm tired of those sissy "Friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality. Here it goes.... When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. When you are ......
Written on 24/05/2009

The Martians And The Gas Pump
Two martians flew their spaceship to Earth and landed next to a gas station at night. They came out of their spaceship and walked up to a gas pump.The first martian looked at the gas pump and said, "Earthling, take me to your leader." The gas pump, of course, just sat ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Why Chocolate Is Better Than A Man
1 You can GET chocolate. 2 "If you love me, you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3 Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4 You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5 You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6 ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Guys' And Galls' English
Girls' English Yes No No Yes May-b No "It's your decision" The correct decision should be obvious by now! " Do what u want" You'll pay 4 this later! We need to talk" I need to bitch. "Sure......Go ahead" I don't want you too. ......
Written on 24/05/2009