Sex Mad Dad
A woman goes to the doctor to get some viagra for her husband cause their sex life is boring. "only one pill shold do the trick" says the nurse before the woman leaves. The woman comes back the next day saying the sex was absaloutley amazing so gets more, but this ......
Written on 06/04/2009

Need A Drink!
A man rushed into a bar and ordered a whiskey. The bartender served him and then watched as he through the liquid back and slammed the glass down on the bar. 'I need another one.' The bartender served him. The same again. Four more times. 'Man' said the ......
Written on 12/05/2009

Sams Wife
Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, "You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use ......
Written on 12/05/2009

Plum In The Mouth
Three young women are discussing their boyfriends over coffee. "It's funny, " says the first, "Pete's balls are always cold as ice when I'm sucking his c**k..." "Weird, " replies the second girl, "it's the same with my Richard..." They turn to their friend, "What about you? When you blow your ......
Written on 12/05/2009

Can't Win For Loosing
If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good for nothing bum. If she has a boring, repetitive job with low pay this is exploitation. If you have a boring, repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ......
Written on 23/05/2009