Bigger Boobs
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little as now she stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself asking him how she looks. One day fresh out of the shower, she was yet again in front ......
Written on 23/02/2009

Animal Sounds
Little Johnny was sitting in his classroom when his teacher asks what sounds animals make. First the teacher asks, "what sound does a cow make?" Susie raises her hand and says moo. "Good job susie" says the teacher. Then she asks what sound does a duck make? Billy raises his hand ......
Written on 25/03/2009

Money
IMPORTANT!!! You must read it to the very end. MONEY.... It can buy a House But not a Home It can buy a Bed But not Sleep It can buy a Clock But not Time It can buy a Book But not Knowledge It ......
Written on 25/03/2009

The Dance
A shy young man goes to a local dance. He spends the evening looking around for a girl who he feels wont turn him down when he asks her to dance. He sees this pretty girl in a wheel chair so plucks up the courage to ask her for a dance. ......
Written on 25/03/2009

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
At lunch time, sit in your parked car wsunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Insist that your e mail address is: Adult FriendFinder Adult FriendFinder Every time someone asks you ......
Written on 06/04/2009