Ice Cream Truck
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." ......
Written on 25/01/2009

Elephant Joke
Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my p***s erect, can you help me?" After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the problem is that the muscles around the base of your p***s are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you ......
Written on 31/01/2009

Priest And A Mars
A catholic priest was summoned to the Vatican for a three week meeting. Unfortunately, the only substitute available was a young priest with no experience whatsoever. "I feel up to the challange Father", he said, "but I am not sure about how to run the confessional. What form of pennance ......
Written on 31/01/2009

Charity
A successful business flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt of his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went ......
Written on 13/02/2009

Plane Ride
A man takes his seat on a plane to Chicago and realizes the woman next to him is HOT!!! Business trip or vacation? he asked Business, she replies. The annual sex convention. What are you doing there? Giving a lecture about the myths and truths of sexuality, ......
Written on 13/02/2009