Holy Water Covers A Multitude Of Sins
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a p***s?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I ......
Written on 20/12/2008

I Had No Idea Your Father Was A Pharmacist
A girl asks her boyfriend, to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but ......
Written on 22/12/2008

Learning To Cuss
Two boys ages 6amp8 were preparing for their day. The 8 yr old looks at the 6yr old and says " I think were old enough to cuss, so when we go down for breakfast you say ass and Im gonna say f**king. " They go downstairs and mom asks" What ......
Written on 27/12/2008

Crossing An Island
3 men set off on a journey.after a certain distance they reached ah island which they wanted to cross but the king woudn't let them..after a long argument the king told them if the size of your d**ks reach 17 inches in total il let u cross.so the 1st one measured ......
Written on 06/01/2009

This Is Just A Little Joke You Can Share With Whomever!!!
One night there were this boy and girl on their way home from prom. The boy was driving along when all of a sudden the girl looked at him and said "I want to have sex." So the boy pulls over the car, gets out his condom and they do ......
Written on 15/01/2009