Can Your Pecker Touch Your Ass?
A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler. The little boy asks: "Can I have a beer Grandpa?" Grandpa replies: "Can your pecker touch your ass?" The little boy answered : "No Grandpa. It's just ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Magical Apples
A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag. "What's in the bag?" the youngster asked. "magic apples", the old man replied. "Prove it", said the young man. "Well, besides apples, what is your favorite two fruits?" asked the old man. "Watermelon and peaches", he answered. The ......
Written on 09/09/2008

The Hard Rolls Of Life...
A man went to a doctor to have his p***s enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing a baby elephant's trunk onto the man's p***s. Overjoyed, the man went out with his best girl to a very fancy restaurant. After c**ktails, the man's p***s crept out of his pants, felt around ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Let's Do The Wheelbarrow
After hearing a couples complaints that their intimate life wasnt what it used to be, a sex counselor suggests they vary their position. You should try the wheelbarrow, the counselor says. Lift her legs from behind, and off you go. The husband is raring to try it. Well, OK, the hesitant ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Wine-ohhhh!
One day a gay guy was jogging through the park. He noticed a wino passed out on a park bench and thought to himself, "Ah, what the hell" He went over, dropped the wino's pants and gave it to him up the dumper. Feeling a bit guilty he took 10.00 from ......
Written on 09/09/2008