Whats The Problem Officer??
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. Man gives his wife a ......
Written on 13/12/2008

Nagging
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year. " The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in ......
Written on 20/12/2008

A Woman Scorned Hahaha
A married couple is driving along a steady 40mph. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, ......
Written on 22/12/2008

P***s Requests A Raise
I, the p***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment I don't get paid overtime ......
Written on 27/12/2008

What Some People Will Do For Money
A man stops in at a bar during a long layover, and as hes sitting down on a barstool he notices a large mayonnaise jar sitting on the bars back shelf, and its stuffed with money. The barkeep walks over to take the mans order, and the man asks about the ......
Written on 29/12/2008