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A P***s Requests A Raise P***S REQUESTS A RAISE: I, the p***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment ...... Written on 19/11/2008 |
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Domly Male Compassion As I have grown a bit older, I have though often of how to be kinder to the women I get involved with. The following was sent to me by a dear friend. I thought I would share the wisdom with the other male doms here on B, hoping to ease ...... Written on 02/12/2008 |
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Ladies Only Three old ladies, Mavis, Barb and Ivy, were sitting side by side intheir retirement home reminiscing. The first lady, Ivy, recalledshopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, thelength and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. Thesecond old lady, Barb nodded, adding that onions used ...... Written on 07/12/2008 |
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Are You A True Minnesotan? THIS IS JEFF FOXWORTHY'S IDEA ABOUT A TRUE MINNESOTAN 1. " VACATION" MEANS GOING NORTH OR SOUTH OF 35W FOR THE WEEKEND 2. YOU MEASURE DISTANCE IN HOURS 3. YOU KNOW SEVERAL PEOPLE WHO HAVE HIT A DEER MORE THAN ONCE 4. YOU OFTEN SWITCH HEAT TO ...... Written on 07/12/2008 |
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You Shouldn't Ask Questions Like That A little boy was visiting his grandmother and the young boy asked his grandmother, "grandma, how old are you"? She replied, "you shouldn't ask me questions like that". A few minutes past and the young boy asked his grandmother another question, "how much do you weight"? The grandmother replied, "you shouldn't ...... Written on 13/12/2008 |
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