Pension
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of 1, 000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Union House
A guy goes to a brothel in Nevada where it's legal. He asks the madam, "How much for a woman?" "Fifty bucks" she tells him. "That's okay" the guy says, "but I'm a very strong union man. Is this a union house?" The madam shakes her head and looks at ......
Written on 20/10/2008

The Ultimate Hooker
The Ultimate Hooker A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?" Hooker replies, "It starts at 500 for a hand-job." Guy says, "500 ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Woman Driver
This morning on the highway, I Looked over To my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Cattle Joke
A man takes his wife to a cattle stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and the sign stated: This bull mated 50 times last year. The wife turns to her husband and says: He mated 50 times last ......
Written on 20/10/2008