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Three Old Ladies At The Grocery Store
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home Reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be ......
Written on 02/10/2008

Bdsm Jokes
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc. and finally gets around to their sex lives. Sue says "It's OK. We ......
Written on 06/10/2008

The Helpful Wife
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. Man gives his wife a dirty ......
Written on 10/10/2008

Starting Salary??!!
---------- Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources executive asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The engineer said, "In the neighbourhood of 125, 000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you ......
Written on 15/10/2008

He Can't Come Out??
He Has Never Seen Her Naked A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked ......
Written on 20/10/2008

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