More Jokes From The Net
Subject: Rooster A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens the farmer puts the rooster straight in the pen so he can get down to business The young rooster wlks over to the old rooster and says "OK, old fellow, time ......
Written on 21/09/2008

Bonus
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of 1, 000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those ......
Written on 22/09/2008

Retired
Upon reaching 65, old Tom decided to retire. After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go and do something to occupy his time, like join a club or get a hobby. Old Tom obliged and went out for a ......
Written on 22/09/2008

P***s Wants A Raise
I, the P***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1-------- I do physical labor. 2.------- I work at great depths 3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do. 4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5.--------I work in a damp environment. 6. -------I ......
Written on 24/09/2008

High Priced Hooker...
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout lady of the evening catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the lady of the evening, "How much?" Lady of the evening replies, "It starts at 500 for manual manipulation." Guy says, "500 dollars! ......
Written on 26/09/2008