Aspirins For That Headache
A man comes home very late one night to find his wife asleep in their bed with her mouth open. Thinking quickly he grabs a bottle of aspirin & dumps a few into her open mouth.A few minutes later she sits up spitting & sputtering. "What the hell are you doing?" ......
Written on 10/11/2008

Devine Signs:
These actually appeared on church signs or were announced in church services Weight Watchers will meet at 7PM at St. Martin's Church. Please used the large double doors at the side entrance. The sermon this morning, "Jesus Walks on the Water" The sermon tonight "Searching for Jesus" Ladies' don't forget the ......
Written on 12/11/2008

Good Manners
A man was standing on a train platform seeing the train of and he observed someone near him shouting at one of the departing passenger, Goodbye. Your wife was a great lay, Your wife was a great lay! He was stunned. After the train pulled away, he walked over to the ......
Written on 16/11/2008

Onestone
There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" ......
Written on 20/11/2008

Happy Birthday
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The ......
Written on 20/11/2008