10 Times
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Lunch Anyone?
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "One burger!" Whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses ......
Written on 20/10/2008

City Boy
There was this city boy out on a vacation in the country. He's driving along when he notices a farm house. He pulls in the driveway and goes to the door and says, "I was driving on the road and I noticed you had some cottonwood trees and I was wondering ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Genie
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it. The genie said, 'I will grant you three wishes.' The man's first wish was to get out of the pit. POOF He was instantly transported out. He then wished for all ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Sign
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local brothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait." "But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now." "Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs." "Listen, I'm pretty desperate. I don't need a room." So ......
Written on 21/10/2008