Two Nuns
Two nuns, Siter Catherine & Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in their car.They get to Trasnsylvania and are stopped at traffic lights.Suddenly out of nowhere.a tiny little vampire jumps on to the hood of the car and hissess at them."Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine."What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield ......
Written on 07/10/2008

Teacher's Gift
A teacher in a one-room schoolhouse arrives one morning to find a nice red apple on her desk with a tag tied to it saying T.O.T. Knowing that she had some not-so-nice pranksters in her class, she cautiously asked "Can someone explain what T.O.T. means?" Mary in the front row raised ......
Written on 08/10/2008

The Loyal Wife
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it ......
Written on 11/10/2008

Living With Two Sluts
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million ......
Written on 12/10/2008

Jack And Tom
Jack and Tom, are having a beer in a saloon when a cowboy walks in with an Indian's head under his arm. He hands it to the bartender, and the bartender hands him money. The bartender turns to them and says, "I hate Indians. Last week they burnt my barn to ......
Written on 15/10/2008