Two Funerals
Two Funerals A funeral service is being held for a woman who just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Whore House
Little Johnny hears the word whorehouse in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies, Well, uh, you go there to, uh, have a good time. Johnny starts screaming and hollering that he wants to go there, too, but his father insists that he's ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Causes Of Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Biology Lesson
The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?" Jessica responds: "That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!" So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: "That's easy...the pupil of the eye." "That's correct, Johnny. ......
Written on 19/07/2009

C**ksucking Igunia
a man is walking down the street and passes a bar with a sign in the window saying c**ksucking igunia. the man stops and enters the doors to bar to see about this igunia. he strolls up to the bar adn calmly ask the bartender about the sign. the bar tender ......
Written on 19/07/2009