Old Age
An elderly couple has dinner at another couple's house and after eating, the wives leave the table and go into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen are talking and one says, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly." ......
Written on 06/01/2009

Little Johnny
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" the next couple of months, johnny saw her doing this a couple of times. One day, he came home from ......
Written on 31/01/2009

The 5th Affair
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A nickel, " the barman replied. ......
Written on 05/03/2009

Speaking Politically Correct
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK"- She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER"- She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She ......
Written on 12/05/2009

Three Men Met At A Party....
Three men met at a party, and it wasn't long until the conversation got around to their line of work and what kind of cars they drove. "I'm a veterinarian, " said the first fellow. "So, naturally, I drive a white 'Vet." As they smiled and nodded, the second man said, ......
Written on 12/05/2009