Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees. The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree." The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there ......
Written on 13/12/2008

A Guy Walks Into A Bar
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink, and he noticed a big bucket full of money on the counter and asked the bartender, hey whats with the bucket? bartender said you get all that money if you can make that horse laugh. so he walked over to the ......
Written on 16/12/2008

Remember Your Psalms
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after ......
Written on 18/12/2008

Slut
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid, " she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at ......
Written on 21/12/2008

George, Jock And Pat
George, Jock and Pat are discussing their teenage daughters. George says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day & I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smokes". Jock says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day ......
Written on 27/12/2008