It Won't Do You Any Good.
A guy meets this girl in a bar and asks, "May I buy you a drink?" "Okay, but it won't do you any good." A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?" "Okay, but it won't do you any good." He invites her up to his apartment and ......
Written on 25/11/2008

Moral Of A Story
This is someting a friend emailed me. I'm not sure if you heard this one, but I thought it was funny... A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the ......
Written on 02/12/2008

New Truck
One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Bubba, " said Jimmy Joe, "where'd you get that truck?" "Bobbi Sue gave it to me, " Bubba replied. "She gave it ......
Written on 02/12/2008

A Woman
A woman is sitting in a bar, wearing a tube top. hoving never shaved her armpits, she has a thick black bush under each arm that she exposes every time she flags the bartender for another drink. Near the end of the night, a drunk at the end of the bar ......
Written on 04/12/2008

A Mouse & A Lion In A Bar
A mouse and a lion walk into a bar, and they're sitting there chugging away at a few ales when a giraffe walks in. "Get a load of her, " says the mouse, "I fancy that!" "Well, why not try your luck?" says the lion. So the mouse goes over to ......
Written on 09/12/2008