Hand Job
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: - 1.50. Chicken Sandwich: - 2.50. Hand Job: - 10.00. Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving ......
Written on 05/11/2008

Fix This
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my ......
Written on 06/11/2008

Leads... To Nowhere
A phone rings at the police headquarters. "I'm calling to report my neighbour - he's been hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you for the call, " says the desk sergeant, "we'll take it from here." Within the hour a team of police officers descend on the house. ......
Written on 06/11/2008

Gardening Tips
Red Tomatoes In the Garden: A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. She asked the gentleman, "What do you ......
Written on 06/11/2008

I Need Some Help!!!
A man walks into his neighborhood pharmacy and calls his friend aside. He tells him " I've got a big problem. I made a date with three different stewardesses for the same evening, " The pharmacist says "That is a bit of a problem, but why did you come to me?" ......
Written on 14/11/2008