Fun With Elements
In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be?" Little Stevie raised his hand and said, ......
Written on 25/10/2008

A String Walks Into A Bar
A string walks into a bar. He asks for a shot of tequilla. The bartender replys "Sorry we don't serve strings". So the string leaves. The next day, the same string walks back into the bar. He asks for a shot of tequilla. The bartender replys "Sorry we do ......
Written on 29/10/2008

On Getting Older
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out so I stopped and asked him what was wrong. "I have a 22 year old wife at home, he said. "She makes love to me every morning and then gets ......
Written on 31/10/2008

Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
In an elevator... When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other ......
Written on 05/11/2008

Fun
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been ......
Written on 05/11/2008