A Hearing Aid For 2.00?
A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they run?" he asked the clerk. "It depends on quality, " said the salesman. "They run from 2.00 to 2, 000." "Let's see the 2.00 model, " he said. The ......
Written on 14/10/2008

Quite A Son-in-law
A Jewish girl brings her fianc home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. He invites the fianc to his study for schnapps. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the fianc. "I am a Torah scholar, ......
Written on 18/10/2008

A Young Boy Is Walkin To School...
And every day he walks past a whorehouase, and one of the older women would always taunt the boy, saying "Heya little boy" while wiggling her little finger. The boy asked her why she was wiggling her finger, and she responded by saying "Because thats how small your little thingie ......
Written on 19/10/2008

Whitey
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE African American guy standing next to him. The big guys sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 14 inch p***s, 1 pound left testicle, 1 pound right ......
Written on 22/10/2008

The Raise
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!" "I don't know what you're talking about ......
Written on 24/10/2008