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Genie, Genius! ---------- A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes, " said the genie. "But there is a catch." "What catch?" the man asked. The genie replied, "Everytime you make a wish, every ...... Written on 28/09/2008 |
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Daddy's Dolly one day little wendy walks into the bathroom as her father is showering. surprising her daddy she points between his legs and asks "daddy whats that...?" the father being embarrased quickly covers himself and tells her that its his little dolly now go out and play and let daddy finish up ...... Written on 29/09/2008 |
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Best Of The Irish John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the ...... Written on 02/10/2008 |
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Rubber It Buddy Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the ...... Written on 06/10/2008 |
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A 'pproposition' A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, I must have you right now! Ill drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes you to pick it up I can have my way with you ...... Written on 07/10/2008 |
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