Whale Of A Time
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, 'Let's both swim under the ship and blow ......
Written on 09/09/2008

A Groaner
A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Call Centre Troubles
Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'. Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'. Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre' Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Samsung Electronics Caller: 'Can you ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Blind Man....
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, ......
Written on 11/09/2008

Jobs
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate. Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. I attempted to be a deli worker, but anyway I sliced ......
Written on 14/09/2008