Buzzzzz
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her v****a. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my v****a!" ......
Written on 20/10/2008

My First Time
My First Time The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I ......
Written on 22/10/2008

Tarzan Sex
Back when Jane first found Tarzan in the jungle, she asked him, "Tarzan what have you done for sex here in the jungle till now?" Tarzan replied, "Tarzan no know what sex means." To which Jane stretched up and whispered into Tarzan's ear the definition of sex. "Oh!"said Tarzan."Tarzan use hole ......
Written on 25/10/2008

Uses Of Vaseline
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. ......
Written on 26/10/2008

Helpless
One day three guys in florida were walking down the beach when they heard a woman yell out, "Hey You! Come here". So the one of the guys said "Who me" and she answered yes. So he went to her, and he realized that she had no arms or legs, and ......
Written on 26/10/2008