Money Owed
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?" The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want." So they sit down and after a while of ......
Written on 17/10/2008

Breast Id System
oo perfect breasts fake silicone breasts high nipple breasts big nipple breasts you know who you are oo a cups O O d cups oYo wonder bra breasts cold breasts o lopsided breasts QQ pierced breasts pp breasts ......
Written on 19/10/2008

What If Condoms Had Corporate Sponsors!
Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Good Idea...... Bad Idea
Good Idea: When ordered to, wear the damn butt plug. BAD Idea: When wearing one, taking MasterMistress to the new go-cart track that opened just down the road. Bumps. Many, MANY bumps.... Good Idea: Recognize that MasterMistress is not a democracy, that you are instead living under a benevolent ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Yo Mama Jokes....i Think They're Funny
Yo mama is so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she sees people waving. Yo mama's so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application. ......
Written on 20/10/2008