Two Hillibilles
Never Choke in a Southern Restaurant.. Two Hillibillies walk into a restaurant.After rdeing their cornbread and beans , they tlak about the latest addition to their junkyard business.. Suddenly , a wman at a nearby table , who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.After a minute or so , it ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Little Old Lady
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don't." "Well, " he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Door Hinge
A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left. When she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Breast-fed
A woman and baby are at the doctor's. The Doc is concerned about the baby's weight. "Is he bottle or breast-fed?" asks the Doc. The woman replies, "Breast." The Doc gets her to strip to the waist so he can examine her. He pinches her nipples and sucks and rubs both ......
Written on 10/09/2008

The Twist...
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says. "That's ......
Written on 16/09/2008