Signs You've Chosen The Wrong College
First ten students are offered jobs as professors Latin motto translates to 'I can't believe it's not butter Kollege'" is spelled with a 'K All that's in the library: paperback anthologies of 'Garfield The Dean's List salutes students who've slept with the dean All buildings ......
Written on 18/12/2008

Top Bumper Stickers
Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll ......
Written on 29/12/2008

Milk From Milkweed
A farmer was working on his tractor when a car pulled up. A young man hops out and introduces himself as a graduate student from the local agricultural college. He tells the farmer that he is working on a project to extract real milk from milkweed. The farmer is sceptical but ......
Written on 15/01/2009

A Man's Guide To Self-amusement
A MAN'S GUIDE TO SELF-AMUSEMENT DESPERATLY BORING SITUATION 1: Business Meeting CONDITIONS Boring, dry speeches. Heard it all before. Keeping a serious demeanor may be important to your survival. Can last all day. ENTERTAINMENT 1. Squeeze your hand and ovserve the bulging veins and blue color. ......
Written on 25/01/2009

Manners
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners ask the students " Micheal, if you were on a date with a lovely young lady, how would you tell her that you have a use the restroom?" " Just a minute, I have to go pee"he replied. "That would be rude ......
Written on 13/02/2009