Lil Johnny Knows The Animals
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises their hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck?" Sally holds up her hand and asks ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Lil Johnny's 1st Crush...
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I'm in love, " the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With you, " ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Obituary - The Passing Of Mr.common Sense
My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years but less and less as time passed by until today I read his obituary. Please ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Little Mary Margaret
The value of a Catholic education and a 2 pencil this is too cute!....You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Anatomy & Physiology 101
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" tohis first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the mostriveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. Hepointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what yourass hole is doing while ......
Written on 12/09/2008