I'm Fine
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine, "' asked the lawyer. Farmer ......
Written on 13/12/2008

The Problems With Lizards ...........
Once 5 CHIPKALIs house lizards : Phulwari, RaamPyaari, RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall. All of a sudden, Phulwari started to sing a song. The moment Phulwari stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari, RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ??? coz, they all ......
Written on 18/12/2008

Fertility... Pray For Yourselves
one day a priest is walking down the streetand sees one of his community's nicer ladies and says, "hell mrs. donavon, top of the mornin to ya. how r u, today?" "great father, and you?" she says. "wonderful, any little ones yet?" askes thew priest, "no" she says. so he bids ......
Written on 20/12/2008

The Good, The Bad And The Ugly
Good: You're pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago. ----------------- Good: Your husband is not talking to you. Bad: He wants a divorce. Ugly: He's a lawyer. ----------------- Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. ......
Written on 21/12/2008

Tea At Charlottes
read with a Southern accent It was beautiful day and Ms. Charlotte was having the ladies over for tea. She had just returned from a trip to California and could not wait to tell the girls of her discoveries. After a bit of tea she could wait no more.... Girls, I ......
Written on 22/12/2008